Here are 7 reasons why Beyoncé is not on Twitter- 1. It would be too much pressure for Beyoncé. She would easily become the most Retweeted person on Twitter. She couldn’t make any typos like us mere mortals because we all know, the Beyoncé haters are ruthless and wouldn’t let her live it down if she accidently put “there” instead of “their.” She would literally have no room for error. Bey would have to plan her tweets strategically and tweet carefully and this would take all the fun out of tweeting. 2. Beyoncé wouldn’t have the time to tweet. Between selling over a 100 million records, performing at sold out shows, hitting the studio, starring in movies, running a fashion line, doing illustrious photo shoots, endorsing products other female artists only dream of, being a wife and basically being the music industry – *breathe* where would she find the time to tweet? Unlike the rest of us, Beyoncé wouldn’t sit idle on Tweet Deck watching the Real Housewives, she’s always working. Simply, she’d be too busy to tweet. 3. Beyoncé doesn’t want to overshadow @Solange’s Twitter success! Solange was one of the first celebrities many people started to follow when they joined twitter and she’s actually a good celeb to follow, she stays in her lane and doesn’t over tweet – now. Solange was just recently named one of the 100 most influential African American women on Twitter. So, Beyoncé will continue to look out and let Solange reign supreme in at least one genre. 4. Beyoncé just learned how to use a computer! In past interviews, Beyoncé has stated that she didn’t own a computer and had a cell phone, in which only five people had her number. Beyoncé just learned how to text and drive. So, she’s relativity new to this whole technology game! And plus, she finds watching YouTube videos more entertaining. 5. Her bodyguard Julius would make tweeting difficult. I could see him now, tracking down Beyoncé haters on Twitter, it would just become a mess. And not to mention he would be hovering over her shoulder while she’s tweeting and who wants to tweet like that?!?! Plus, he would be forced to join Twitter as a way to further protect her from overzealous stans. 6. Beyoncé is too private. Everyone knows that when you’re watching a Beyoncé interview you will NOT get a peek into her private life! Even Oprah Winfrey can’t crack Beyoncé. But as she’s stated before her “private life is off limits.” So, her tweets wouldn’t give us a clue as to who the real Beyoncé is. 7. She’s Beyoncé! Let’s be real, Beyoncé is currently the greatest entertainer we have out right now. She has female artists rescheduling their album release dates because they know they won’t get any shine when Beyoncé is on her operation saturate-the-market-takeover trail at the same time. She’s simply greater than Twitter and as an artist who is on par for icon status. She’s smart enough not to EVER download Uber Twitter to her white Blackberry Bold.
