Learn to Lie Like A Knowles



After the Knowles most recent lie I thought it was appropriate for everyone to see how many times they do it. It is quite worrying when you write it all down.

1. Interscope Lie: Solange is not leaving Interscope Records. A month later she officially does but no press release is given until 30 October.

2. Song Lie:Beyonce writes ALL her own songs. We all know she told everyone she wrote songs that NeYo had infact written i.e "Irreplaceable". Also, a former Sony employee came out to say that Beyonce did not write one song on her new album "Sasha Fierce".

3. Beyonce's age: Now the jury is still out on this one. Alot of people say she is older than she makes out. Im not 100% sure.

4. Kelly Rowland Lie: My informer told me that Kelly Rowland was leaving MWE a few months before it happened. Mathew denied this... weeks later Kelly left.

5. Oprah Lie: Solange lied on Oprah. One minute she said she had a perm at 4 and then later in the interview she said that perms were banned in her household.

6. Perfume Lie: Beyonce and her perfume. You see her spraying on that perfume pretending she is wearing it. LMAO... Beyonce is allergic to perfume and cannot wear it.

7. Jay-z Lie: Beyonce lies about when she met Jay-Z: So, Beyonce said in the seventeen magazine that she came together with Jay at the age of 19.
In another interview from 06, she said she had a boyfriend until 19, then she had been for one year single and then she had met Jay.

8. The American Express Commercial Lie: Her newest commercial for American Express shows her being too busy to go shopping for her relatives so in the end she goes online to purchase their presents. Nothing unusual about that exceot for the fact she told Vibe magazine in April 2007 the following:
“I absolutely do not (go on the internet). I have my Blackberry, but unless I’m approving videos or approving song mixes, I don’t go. I don’t buy anything online. I ‘m scared. I don’t want to just give ‘em my credit card. I don’t wanna be hacked.”

9. Destinys Child lie: She told the world that LeToya and LaTavia had left the group out of their own will when in reality they had been kicked out by her father.

10. Presidents Lie: She lied stating President Barack Obama's inauguration was the first she performed at, when she previously performed at George W. Bush's inaugural.

11. The Cosmo Lie: In an interview with Cosmo she told them that she never drinks although she has been pictured and seen by our informants drinking more than Water... infact she drinks alot of Champagne.

12. The School Lie: She told the world she had gone to a Private School when in reality she had actually gone to a normal state school. Trying to appeal to those white folks again.

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